Diet Ski Monster

Diet Ski Monster

Imagine you’re going skiing. You take the lift to the top, and you’re about to ski down, when the Ski Monster comes up to you, asks where you’re going, and you say you’re going to the lodge at the bottom. The Monster says “I can help you”, throws you into his helicopter, flies you to the lodge and disappears. You look around dazed, take the lift to the top again. You’re about to ski down, when the Monster grabs you, throws you into his helicopter again, and takes you to the lodge. You give it one more try. You look around, jump on the lift to the top, and the Monster grabs you, throws you into his helicopter, and takes you to the lodge again. You’re pissed. You’re frustrated. This is also how you’re trying to lose weight, without carbohydrate cravings.