All of my diets are finally online – the pecking order

All of my diets are finally online – the pecking order

I finally put all of my diets online. All diets are not created equal, and there’s a batting order. Go on Cat Food first. When you absolutely, positively can’t do Cat Food anymore, or if you just can’t do Cat Food – go on Walk, Swim or Fly. Stay on Walk, Swim or Fly as long as you can. When you can’t Walk, Swim or Fly anymore – go on Meat, Fruit & Veg. If and only if and when Meat, Fruit & Veg doesn’t work for you, then and only then, try Dukan or HCG or any of my other diets. I feel so strongly about the pecking order, that the only diets available to patients in the office are Cat Food – Walk, Swim or Fly – Meat, Fruit & Veg.